Wednesday, May 11, 2011

A Letter of Warning

Dear Mr. Weed,

Will you please explain why you appear in my yard year after year. Your behavior is unacceptable. I have never given you an invitation and yet you and all of your relatives continue to arrive despite my efforts to keep you out.How is it that you can grow double the size of the flowers that I fertilize? Why do you try to crowd out my little pretties? How is it that your Weed relatives can look so different and yet have the same annoying behavior?Your Weed kin try to camouflage themselves as pretty blossoms and then they morph into nightmarish evil spawn to cause me further torment.For your information, I have hired the biggest, baddest bouncer in town to get you out of my yard for good. Consider this your final warning!

Sincerely,

Joy

6 comments:

  1. Hey your weeds must have relatives because they all showed up at my house too...uninvited I must say! Buwahahahaha....oh they are awful aren't they...and they don't eat much or drink much but they love to overstay their visit!!!!
    Blessings,
    Debbie

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  2. Please feel free to come to my house and intimidate my weeds, too, Joy! They are horrible things, aren't they? I always point out to my husband how they try to mimic plants that I have them near. Of course, he almost pulled out my hostas one year, so he's not really allowed near anything in the beds. I just take care of the weeds myself!

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  3. RoundUp should pay you for this.

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    p.s. that comment that was deleted by author was me I made a misspelling :)

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